Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

When I picture Ancient Egypt, I can’t help but imagine majestic pyramids and magical sunsets across the Nile. It looks idyllic but then I am reminded of some of their traditions, like the gory mummification rituals and the belief that once you died, your heart would be weighed upon a scale and the fate of your soul would be decided: paradise or eternal damnation. A pretty dire picture that makes you think twice before choosing Ancient Egypt as a time-travelling destination. Continue reading Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

Erotic Tale: Blind Date

Pulling Nick up by his shirt, Roxanne swung around, pushing him up against the car. Her mouth went to his, kissing and licking her flavour from him as her hands unzipped him. As her tongue slid inside his mouth, Roxanne’s hand dipped inside the fly of his trousers to cradled his enormous erection. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Blind Date

Feature: Sex Machines

A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines

Tentacle Assault

She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault

Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.

“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”

I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.

Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

Feature: A Rough Guide To The Clitoris (It comes in all shapes and sizes!)

I recently checked out an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called “CLITERACY.” Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina, which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets. Continue reading Feature: A Rough Guide To The Clitoris (It comes in all shapes and sizes!)

Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Where Did The Bush Go?

Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia
Recently, I came across an adult film from the 1970s. I was amazed at the difference between it and modern porn. Some things don’t change much (cheap sets, preposterously thin plots, atrocious acting), but comparing the people was like looking at two different species. Then, everyone had hair, everywhere, and the sex was by far the most genuine part of the whole show. The couples smiled at each other and made silly noises while copulating. Continue reading Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

In Soho, there is an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called CLITERACY. Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets! So walking into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for me! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project “exposes the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY, 100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein”. I was completely drawn in. It’s a “must go see”. Continue reading Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

I am holidaying in Turkey this year, on my own! The reason? I arrived home from work, to find Robin, my husband, fucking the cleaner……… Fucking bastard!

To make matters worse, if they could be, it was my 30th birthday! Robin and I were going out to celebrate with some of our friends.

Awkward! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

Feature: Erotic Art

The nature of erotic art is to portray human desire and the sexual acts it leads to. While some artists have chosen to do this through detailed images of people having sex like in the work of Edouard-Henri Avril, whose precise technique allowed him to construct realistic scenes of couples having intercourse, others have chosen a more minimalistic approach, where a few lines and a couple of colours are more than enough to transmit intense passion and lust. Petite Bohème is a French illustrator whose name remains a mystery, yet their sexually charged, simple, black and white drawings succeed at turning us on. Continue reading Feature: Erotic Art