Wordoodle: The Bareback Impaler

The bareback impaler is among the most common of cephalopodic adaptations. This monster may be found in almost every household and is among the earliest recorded.

It is also a rare example of a domesticated monster. The monster, like all members of the cephalopodic family, are masters of camouflage. The bareback impaler is nearly indistinguishable from the traditional chair.

The hunting technique of the bare-back impaler relies on ambush, requiring little risk or expenditure of energy. It will identify and patiently wait for its victim sometimes for days or weeks. Being, among predators, the most psychologically astute, it’s preferred victims are young, introverts, or daydreamers. It’s preferred hunting grounds are university classrooms, beaches, libraries, Victorian sitting rooms, and anywhere a victim may be expected to sit for long periods of time without arousing suspicion!

Once the victim rests on the bareback impaler, the predator will act quickly to force its victim’s submission. Among university classrooms, the bare-back impaler’s ideal environment is the older traditional universities. The usual obligatory skirts of its female victims provide quick and efficacious entry.

Additionally, a favourite camouflage of the bare-back impaler is the classroom desk chair, the desk-like arm having the advantage of preventing a quick escape. The tentacle’s legs will instantly secure the victim’s ankle’s while the cephalopod’s “desk” arm will hold her hips and waist firmly against the seat-bottom. The bareback impaler’s attack depends on the victim’s hesitance!

She may not wish to disturb others. She may be too surprised. She may discretely but ineffectually try to free herself. The struggle will be short-lived, only lasting long enough for the skirt and thin white strip of knickers to be skillfully tugged aside!

Held firmly in place, the impaling of the victim is usually swift and deep.

Signs include the sudden arching of the spin, the throwing back of the head, redness in the cheek, pronounced nipples, open mouths and the whites of the eyes. A young woman’s ankles may curl underneath her, and she may grip the monster’s desk-like arm!

The bareback impaler’s venom acts as an aphrodisiac and is among the fastest acting toxins in the monster kingdom!P7C9jL4x-uqFYlR-

The first injection is generally always in the woman’s vulva or labia, and acts as a stimulant, relaxant and induces momentary amnesia. The victim may appear flushed, sexually excited, and on the verge of orgasm!

The unique effect of the nerve toxins in the bare-back impaler’s venom induces erotic distractions and daydreams. The victim may forget, caused by momentary amnesia, that she has been impaled, and will assume that her daydreaming has aroused her!

In this situation, an impaled student will masturbate. She will, of course, do so as discreetly as possible. She will both feel the presence of the impaler’s monstrous penis and, drugged by the venom, imagine it to be her imagination!

She may slip her fingers between her pussy lips as she strokes her clitoris! And if she thinks she’s not being watched, pinch her tits to hasten the monster’s desired outcome; her orgasm. If masturbating isn’t discreet enough, the victim may merely squeeze her thighs together, unwittingly squeezing the monster’s appendage further up into her vaginal canal.

The female’s orgasm trigger’s the cephalopod’s own autonomic response. In effect, the female’s orgasm will trigger vaginal spasms and will pump, or milk, the inseminate of the bareback’s appendage directly into her womb!preview.mp4

Signs may include the scraping of the “chair” against the floor, visible spasms, arched spine, lifted heels, gripping the “chair seat” and swollen and distended nipples, typical of impregnation. Of course, the distended erect nipples may only be visible if the victim is braless. The victim’s shirt or blouse may become stained by the oozing secretion from her nipples. The venom by this time will be acting on all the victim’s erogenous zones!

She may pant and thereby risk detection, but the bareback impaler’s attack will have by now succeeded. The creature will stealthily withdraw its penis! When the monstrous cock has been completely removed and aided by gravity inseminate dribbles from the female and often drips to the floor between her feet.

If the bareback impaler is investigated by this late stage, it will be indistinguishable from a regular desk chair. The unsuspecting and impregnated victim may assume, with some embarrassment, that she momentarily ‘lost control’!

Nevertheless, and to the trained eye, these signs are unmistakable. The collector wishing to capture the bareback impaler for purposes of domestication will easily procure the creature!

If you are lucky enough to procure the bareback impaler, a few simple care and feeding guidelines will ensure a lifetime of companionship. The monster should be fed a fertile pussy at least three to four times a year.

A delightful activity is to tie by rope or chain, depending on the personality of your bareback impaler, a woman to the “chair”. Tie her wrists behind the creature’s chair back and her ankles to the creature’s chair legs. A suitably domesticated bareback impaler can be trained to slowly and exquisitely coerce a victim’s submission: the cries, the agonised contortions of the female body experiencing pleasure and the victim’s inevitable pleas for orgasm.

Unable to masturbate, the explosive and paralysing force of the orgasm can build for hours, ensuring her impregnation!

Alternatively, female owners of these domesticated monsters have been known to consort with carefully trained bareback impalers. If you have procured a bareback impaler for your own personal deviant pleasure, it may be possible via discrete inquiries to hire the services of a professional trainer!

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