For fuck’s sake! Fuck Me!
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less, please!
In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.
It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appears to be benign issues.
And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already!
Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, I like that you want to take things slow.
I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but for fuck ‘s sake, FUCK ME!
We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a low cut shirt and you’ve been staring at my breasts all night. Just get to it and fuck me!
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still, I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties!
That makes me feel like a rapist!
We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my arse. That’s nice, but it’s time to move forward. Get on top of me!
Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should!
Then go down, that’s it, find my clit! Now suck and lick!
Now let me take you in my mouth…. to feel you throb between my lips!
Now slide that cock home, and for god sake, FUCK ME!