“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.
“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”
Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.
“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.
“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”
Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme
Harley Quinn sat next to The Joker in the back and the thugs placed the sleeping Woman on their laps. Barbara’s hooded face lay on top of Joker’s lap and as he stroked her hair Harley pretended to play the drums on the woman’s now rose pink nude arse.
Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme
The Money Shot The phrase was first used filmmaking The “money shot” was the scene that cost the most money to produce. In general, a money shot is a provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film. Its success probably depends on one or more money shots. It’s also used as another name for a cum shot in porn films. Referring to the ejaculation scene … Continue reading Feature: The Money Shot
When I picture Ancient Egypt, I can’t help but imagine majestic pyramids and magical sunsets across the Nile. It looks idyllic but then I am reminded of some of their traditions, like the gory mummification rituals and the belief that once you died, your heart would be weighed upon a scale and the fate of your soul would be decided: paradise or eternal damnation. A pretty dire picture that makes you think twice before choosing Ancient Egypt as a time-travelling destination. Continue reading Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry
Pulling Nick up by his shirt, Roxanne swung around, pushing him up against the car. Her mouth went to his, kissing and licking her flavour from him as her hands unzipped him. As her tongue slid inside his mouth, Roxanne’s hand dipped inside the fly of his trousers to cradled his enormous erection. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Blind Date
A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines
She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault
I was standing there in just my sports bra and knickers. As I started to pull off my bra, I felt eyes on me! I turned around, and I got a hell of a shock! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Body Pump (Chapter One)
The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.
“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”
I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.
Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying