Forbidden Tale: A Fantasy Revealed

After a few minutes, Jill gently pushed me back. It was her turn. She stepped back, turning me, so I was facing Oliver. He had his trousers unzipped, his hand down inside. His eyes were big and bright. Jill reached around me and slid her hands over my stomach as she moved them upwards. I moaned when I felt her cup my breasts through my bra. Continue reading Forbidden Tale: A Fantasy Revealed

Feature: Female Sexuality

The more I write about female sexuality the more I am realising that there is still a tremendous amount of taboo around female sexual desire. It amazes me and stuns me every time I trip over another gate that is keeping women in a place of uncomfortable sexual endurance rather than a place of delicious sexual pleasure. Continue reading Feature: Female Sexuality

Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.

“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”

Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.

“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.

“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”

Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

When I picture Ancient Egypt, I can’t help but imagine majestic pyramids and magical sunsets across the Nile. It looks idyllic but then I am reminded of some of their traditions, like the gory mummification rituals and the belief that once you died, your heart would be weighed upon a scale and the fate of your soul would be decided: paradise or eternal damnation. A pretty dire picture that makes you think twice before choosing Ancient Egypt as a time-travelling destination. Continue reading Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

Erotic Tale: Blind Date

Pulling Nick up by his shirt, Roxanne swung around, pushing him up against the car. Her mouth went to his, kissing and licking her flavour from him as her hands unzipped him. As her tongue slid inside his mouth, Roxanne’s hand dipped inside the fly of his trousers to cradled his enormous erection. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Blind Date

Feature: Sex Machines

A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines

Tentacle Assault

She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault

Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.

“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”

I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.

Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Where Did The Bush Go?

Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia
Recently, I came across an adult film from the 1970s. I was amazed at the difference between it and modern porn. Some things don’t change much (cheap sets, preposterously thin plots, atrocious acting), but comparing the people was like looking at two different species. Then, everyone had hair, everywhere, and the sex was by far the most genuine part of the whole show. The couples smiled at each other and made silly noises while copulating. Continue reading Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

In Soho, there is an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called CLITERACY. Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets! So walking into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for me! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project “exposes the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY, 100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein”. I was completely drawn in. It’s a “must go see”. Continue reading Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

I am holidaying in Turkey this year, on my own! The reason? I arrived home from work, to find Robin, my husband, fucking the cleaner……… Fucking bastard!

To make matters worse, if they could be, it was my 30th birthday! Robin and I were going out to celebrate with some of our friends.

Awkward! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

Feature: Erotic Art

The nature of erotic art is to portray human desire and the sexual acts it leads to. While some artists have chosen to do this through detailed images of people having sex like in the work of Edouard-Henri Avril, whose precise technique allowed him to construct realistic scenes of couples having intercourse, others have chosen a more minimalistic approach, where a few lines and a couple of colours are more than enough to transmit intense passion and lust. Petite Bohème is a French illustrator whose name remains a mystery, yet their sexually charged, simple, black and white drawings succeed at turning us on. Continue reading Feature: Erotic Art

Erotic Tale: Margaux’s Surprise

Margaux Leven had lived in her penthouse apartment on Richmond Hill, a business area of Bournemouth for the last four years. She had moved there from a lovely townhouse in the affluent area of Sandbanks, which she had been sharing with her long-term partner. But after their breakup, she now found herself back living on her own.

Continue reading Erotic Tale: Margaux’s Surprise

Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!

Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.

A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.

The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.

310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.

Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Poem: The Show

She is not shy.  She has done this before. But not with a man like him!

She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.

It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass.  She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful

Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift

Valentines Gift

An Erotic Tale from Mark Darcy

For Jeannie Galston (I never did take you for that Valentine Dinner! But there is still time!)

Eight o’clock. No one would have the nerve to come into the shop now; Caroline mused as she leant against the counter. I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day. You’d have to be pretty pathetic to show up now to buy a gift, especially at this time of night.

Continue reading Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift

Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

A Woman Needs Foreplay When the vagina’s at rest its muscle tissue remains tightly folded like a closed accordion. Anxiety makes the vaginal musculature clench even tighter. That’s why young girls sometimes have problems inserting tampons. Their vaginal muscle tissue is tight and contracted, to begin with, and many girls feel anxious about touching themselves and inserting anything, so the muscles contract even tighter. As … Continue reading Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths

The Evolutionary Drive

Cheating

Men are more likely to have an extramarital affair but if it’s really an affair and not just one-time sex with a stranger, then that guy is still choosing sex in a relationship over a series of one-night stands.

Instead of just saying ‘men are dogs’ maybe we need to ask why that original relationship and sexual partner are no longer fulfilling.

We have all experienced the excitement of a new relationship and sexual partner, We hear a lot about couples falling into a rut and slowly disconnecting with each other over the years.

It means it’s time to start talking more regularly and more openly about how to refresh the relational and sexual aspects of a marriage and how to maintain that into older age. Continue reading Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths