Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

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Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

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Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.

A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.

The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.

310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.

Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Poem: The Show

She is not shy.  She has done this before. But not with a man like him!

She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.

It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass.  She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful

Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift

Valentines Gift

An Erotic Tale from Mark Darcy

For Jeannie Galston (I never did take you for that Valentine Dinner! But there is still time!)

Eight o’clock. No one would have the nerve to come into the shop now; Caroline mused as she leant against the counter. I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day. You’d have to be pretty pathetic to show up now to buy a gift, especially at this time of night.

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Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

A Woman Needs Foreplay When the vagina’s at rest its muscle tissue remains tightly folded like a closed accordion. Anxiety makes the vaginal musculature clench even tighter. That’s why young girls sometimes have problems inserting tampons. Their vaginal muscle tissue is tight and contracted, to begin with, and many girls feel anxious about touching themselves and inserting anything, so the muscles contract even tighter. As … Continue reading Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths

The Evolutionary Drive

Cheating

Men are more likely to have an extramarital affair but if it’s really an affair and not just one-time sex with a stranger, then that guy is still choosing sex in a relationship over a series of one-night stands.

Instead of just saying ‘men are dogs’ maybe we need to ask why that original relationship and sexual partner are no longer fulfilling.

We have all experienced the excitement of a new relationship and sexual partner, We hear a lot about couples falling into a rut and slowly disconnecting with each other over the years.

It means it’s time to start talking more regularly and more openly about how to refresh the relational and sexual aspects of a marriage and how to maintain that into older age. Continue reading Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths

Erotic Tale: Margax’s Surprise

Roxy excitedly informed everyone. He now began to stroke Roxy’s body with the cold blade of the scissors. Moving the metal down the inside of Roxy’s left arm till it nestled in her open armpit. Roxy’s body now quivered with anticipation, as the cold metal moved down her left side, till it was level with her breast. The blade now slid over the fullness of Roxy’s left mammary gland, till it reached her hardening nipple! Once again all the girls at the table gasped, and Margaux wished it was happening to her right now! The scissor blade now teased Roxy’s growing teat, Roxy explained. The cold metal was circling her areola. Apparently, Roxy by now was getting very wet and turned on. ‘Well you would, would you not,’ Margaux thought. The right nipple was next to get the scissor treatment. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Margax’s Surprise

Feature: Transgender

Three guys are sitting at a London bar top eating fries, drinking whiskey and talking about love. One of them, Bryce Richardson, is about to propose to his girlfriend.

“I’m putting it together in my head, I’m like: ‘He’s gonna be one of my groomsmen, he’s gonna be one of my groomsmen,’” he points to his two friends and grins. The other men light up when they hear the news and start talking about rings, how much they cost, will it be princes’s cut or pear shaped? Pictures are Googled, phones are passed around. “That was one of my dreams, to get married, to be somebody’s husband, to be somebody’s father,” says one of the friends, Redd Barrett. “From when I was like 12, I used to think about that all the time.”

I ask the groom-to-be how he knew his girlfriend was the one. They met at work, he says, and by the time he came out to her, they were already in love. “I said ‘I’m trans, and you’re not gonna want me anyway,” he recalls, unable to keep the smile off his face. “And she said ‘I’m in love with you, I don’t care about that.’” His friend Tiq nods and says, “That’s your wife, right there.”

All three men are trans. But if they hadn’t said so, you wouldn’t have known.

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Erotic Tale: Nina’s Tentacle Assualt

Nina arose at nine that Saturday morning, the day after her twenty-fifth birthday. Pulling back the curtains she thought to herself. Wow! What a fantastic spring day!

The sun shone through her bathroom window as she ran her morning bath. Waiting for the tub to fill Nina picked up her hairbrush and started to tidy her silky blonde mane. She stood there naked, in front of her full-length mirror, taking herself in!

Standing to her full, five foot nine as she regarded her body.

34 E tits, she believed them her crowning glory a tight little arse and long slender limbs. Oh, and a cute little cuff pointed the way to her neatly trimmed beautiful pussy!

Her pussy she thought was especially gorgeous! With pouty soft lips, that she just loved to be sucked nipped and licked!

She’d been single for two years now but had a select group of male and female lovers. There’d even been the odd transgender lover, and of course the time on her last trip to Thailand and the sex party she had, with the ladyboy masseuses.

Nina particularly liked to watch a boyfriend fuck one of her female paramours while having a threesome. Nina was addicted to sex! All forms of sex and fucking! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Nina’s Tentacle Assualt

Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.

“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”

Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.

“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.

“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”

Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

Erotic Tale: A Fantasy Revealed

Sliding the knickers down to her feet, I wanted to get a good look at what she thought was an ugly pussy! She tried to hide her sex with a hand, but I pushed it away to find she had a silky smooth pubic mound. Running my hand over the soft skin of her belly down over mons pubis, I delved my hand between her legs to touch her pussy. Jess was holding her legs closed, so I forced my hand between to gain access to her sweet sex. Continue reading Erotic Tale: A Fantasy Revealed

Erotic Tale: Sensual Woman

Our conversation reached a lull, and I felt a little awkwardness creep into the atmosphere. So I used the opportunity to lean in and kiss Karen on the lips. It was a soft, quick kiss that sent thrills shooting throughout my body. I pulled back, and our eyes met for a brief moment before she took me in her arms and began kissing me passionately, deeply. Her lips were soft and smooth! As our tongues mingled, she ran her hand through my hair and caressed my face, something my husband rarely did anymore.

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Erotic Tale: Body Pump

In keeping with Halloween, he was wearing a vest with the ‘Scary Movie Mask’ emblazoned on the front. He was also watching me, I was sure of it. I didn’t see him deliberately looking in my direction, but I could feel his eyes on me. It didn’t matter where I was in the gym! He was always on piece equipment, where I was in his line of vision. I became a little jumpy after a while! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Body Pump

Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

Harley Quinn sat next to The Joker in the back and the thugs placed the sleeping Batgirl on their laps. Batgirl’s hooded face lay on top of Joker’s lap and as he stroked her hair Harley pretended to play the drums on the woman’s now rose pink nude arse.

The two thugs boarded the van and closed the doors, as the van started moving. The third henchman rode Batgirl’s motorcycle and followed the van back to their headquarters!
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Erotic Tale: Lydia’s Unexpected Guests

Ever since she had become aware of her sexuality, thoughts of making love to another woman had intrigued her. But even at university when she had the chance, she couldn’t bring herself actually to sleep with a woman. In reality, it wasn’t just one woman she wanted! Late at night when she pleasured herself in her bed, she fantasised, she mused about being with more than one woman. She fantasised about being with several women. Hers was a very dark fantasy, a fantasy of submission, being taken and used by a group of women! Lydia’s was a particular fantasy. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Lydia’s Unexpected Guests

Erotic Tale: Wet Through (chapter one) ‘Soaked’

Kate now regretted the choice of the sheer summer dress she had chosen to wear! It offered not protection from the elements, and now as the rain turned heavier she was becoming soaked to the skin! Kate’s dress now saturated clung to the contours of her body. Fuck, I might as well be naked, she thought. As the dress did nothing to cover her modesty! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Wet Through (chapter one) ‘Soaked’

Wet Through: (chapter two) ‘The Kinky Shit’

She found herself once again spread-eagled! Her body splayed, Kate was unable to close her legs, and something had been inserted into her rectum! Her anus tightly gripped whatever it was filling her rectal canal! Looking straight up Kate could see a large brass ring that had been set in the ceiling, and something dangled from it! Two lengths of cord went through the ring and hung down over her body. One end of each cord was tied to the foot of the brass bed Kate was bound to! On the other end of one was a large stainless steel hook! The pointed end had what she could only describe a heart-shaped bulb! Something similar to the inserted part of a butt plug! Which she realised now filled her rectum! Continue reading Wet Through: (chapter two) ‘The Kinky Shit’

Perfect Fellatio

Nina wore on purpose her most seductive summer dress. Fine blue muslin, with thin gossamer straps holding it onto her shoulders. And buttons connected the fabric together at the front. The top four buttons undone exposed the fleshy orbs of Nina’s tits, with tantalising glimpses of Nina’s areolas! The muslin rubbing on her bare nipples was turning her one. And the effect of her naked body under the virtually see through material of her dress was having the desired effect on Rex. The protuberance in his trousers said it all!

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Tentacle Invasion

Nina arose at nine that Saturday morning, the day after her twenty-fifth birthday. Pulling back the curtains she thought to herself. Wow! What a fantastic spring day!

The sun shone through her bathroom window as she ran her morning bath. Waiting for the tub to fill Nina picked up her hairbrush and started to tidy her silky blonde mane. She stood there naked, in front of her full-length mirror, taking herself in! Standing to her full, five foot nine as she regarded her body. 34 E tits, she believed them her crowning glory a tight little arse and long slender limbs. Oh, and a cute little cuff pointed the way to her neatly trimmed beautiful pussy!

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Body Pump (chapter three) ‘The Tables Turned’

The Brute still groggy was trying to get to his feet, unsuccessfully! Of course, we helped him. I took one of his thick wrists and snapped a cuff around it, Kat, the other. As he pushed himself up groaning in his unstable state, Kat and I simultaneously attached the other end of the cuff to a pipe either side of him. “Huh!” He murmured pulling on the cuffs. Before he realised it, we had cuffed his ankles as well. We now had him spread-eagled! Coming back to his senses, he shouted! “What the fuck!” But before he could say any more, Kat stuck the red ball of the bondage gag in his mouth and did up the strap. He gurgled something unintelligible! Continue reading Body Pump (chapter three) ‘The Tables Turned’

Body Pump (chapter two) KAT

Before she could stop him he popped open the remaining buttons on her blouse, the garment gaped, open and her small but perfect boobs presented themselves. Kat protested weakly, trying to cover her tits as the Brute slid the material off her shoulders! It eventually floated down to join her skirt on the floor! Kat looked over to me for support, I shrugged my shoulders and gave her that look that said. You’re going to get impaled baby if you don’t say no! Kat stood there virtually naked! She had small pubescent breasts with small dark areola and large erect nipples! Kat held her tits in her hands, in an attempt at modesty! Continue reading Body Pump (chapter two) KAT

Body Pump (Chapter One) Submission

God this was turning me on! Why oh why is this turning me on so? Am I that sexually frustrated? Has it been that long since I had been fucked! I thought to myself as I felt his hands closed on my bottom, pulling me against him! Oh, my god, I could feel that muscle pressing against me! I had to stop him. If I didn’t, he was going to use that thing on me and in me. My tummy was full of butterflies! From fear, I was certain. It couldn’t possibly be lust. I had an irresistible urge to touch the monster that was now throbbing against my abdomen. Continue reading Body Pump (Chapter One) Submission

Wet Through: Chapter One ‘Soaked’

When Kate left home this Friday morning, it had been a beautiful, late summers day, and she was dreaming of what the weekend had in store. She in her wildest dreams could not envisage how this day, in fact, the weekend would turn out! Now as she left her office to make her way home it was pouring with rain and fuck it had turned cold. Kate now regretted the choice of the sheer summer dress she had chosen to wear! It offered not protection from the elements, and now as the rain turned heavier she was becoming soaked to the skin! Kate’s dress now saturated clung to the contours of her body. Fuck, I might as well be naked, she thought. As the dress did nothing to cover her modesty! Continue reading Wet Through: Chapter One ‘Soaked’

Beach Lover

I continued to drink my coffee as I watched them kissing. The woman slid her hand lovingly across the man’s arm and then slipped it inside his shirt. Undoing the two buttons that still held the shirt across his chest, allowed her to gently stroke his muscular torso. Taking her hand, he guided it towards the waistband of his shorts. The woman looked around and quickly slid her hand inside undoubtedly taking hold of his cock. I was transfixed watching the couple, they clearly had no idea I was observing their performance. Continue reading Beach Lover

Valentines Gift

Caroline allowed herself to enjoy his adoring touch and the feel of his warm lips on her skin. Desire was fiercely ripping through her body. But she would not rush her seduction. When she felt he might want to take control, she seized his hands and turned back around! She brought his fingers to the edge of her corset and continued her sales pitch. “Note how the lace décolleté, gracefully accentuates the bust line. Adding to the cleavage, making a very appealing silhouette.” Continue reading Valentines Gift

Margax’s Surprise

Roxy excitedly informed everyone. He now began to stroke Roxy’s body with the cold blade of the scissors. Moving the metal down the inside of Roxy’s left arm till it nestled in her open armpit. Roxy’s body now quivered with anticipation, as the cold metal moved down her left side, till it was level with her breast. The blade now slid over the fullness of Roxy’s left mammary gland, till it reached her hardening nipple! Once again all the girls at the table gasped, and Margaux wished it was happening to her right now! The scissor blade now teased Roxy’s growing teat, Roxy explained. The cold metal was circling her areola. Apparently, Roxy by now was getting very wet and turned on. ‘Well you would, would you not,’ Margaux thought. The right nipple was next to get the scissor treatment. Continue reading Margax’s Surprise

Suzy’s Halloween

It was too late! Egri snared Suzy with one bony hand and with the other started to rip at her dress. Egri’s nails had now seemingly turned into razor sharp talons and made short work of the flimsy material Suzy dress was made of! In a final moment of triumph, Egri slipped a razor sharp talon under the front of Suzy’s strapless bra, and slowly pulled on the gossamer-like strands that conjoined the cups supporting Suzy’s ample bust. As the electric blue material gave way to Egri’s teasing talons, Suzy’s breasts bounced free of their soft lacy protection, exposing them to Egri’s perverted leering gaze.

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