Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

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Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

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Music: Erotic Music Video With Max Headroom

  The Slut Tradition If you’ve never had the sheer terror of waking up in a bed that’s not your own, with your first thought being, “I need to get the fuck out of here,” then you haven’t lived. No, I kid, I kid. Bravo. For those of us keeping up the slut tradition, this one’s for you. It doesn’t mean that you need to … Continue reading Music: Erotic Music Video With Max Headroom

Short Erotic Octopi Tale: The Greater Spotted Bushwacker

Although the amateur may be tempted to group this cephalopod (Octopi) in the same family as other domestic cephalopods, the Greater Spotted Bushwacker is actually a carnivore! The monster is known to consume only human females, and is related to the reclusive (if relentlessly pursued by shameless monster groupies) Lesser Hypnotic Mind Tentacle! An account of the Mind Tentacle’s mode of attack may be found … Continue reading Short Erotic Octopi Tale: The Greater Spotted Bushwacker

Wordoodle: The Bareback Impaler

The bareback impaler is among the most common of cephalopodic adaptations. This monster may be found in almost every household and is among the earliest recorded.

It is also a rare example of a domesticated monster. The monster, like all members of the cephalopodic family, are masters of camouflage. The bareback impaler is nearly indistinguishable from the traditional chair. Continue reading Wordoodle: The Bareback Impaler

Woodoodle: The Venus Nipple Trap

A very opportunistic feeder! The Venus Nipple Trap prefers to be in the home of women who favour indoor plants. Such environments are favourably warm and moist! They prefer and do better in a sunny, temperate humid bath or shower room. Where the nipple trap is more than likely to be close to it pray; a naked woman! The Venus Nipple Trap is beautiful, exceedingly … Continue reading Woodoodle: The Venus Nipple Trap