“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.
“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”
Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.
“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.
“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”
Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme
Harley Quinn sat next to The Joker in the back and the thugs placed the sleeping Woman on their laps. Barbara’s hooded face lay on top of Joker’s lap and as he stroked her hair Harley pretended to play the drums on the woman’s now rose pink nude arse.
Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme
The Money Shot The phrase was first used filmmaking The “money shot” was the scene that cost the most money to produce. In general, a money shot is a provocative, sensational, or memorable sequence in a film. Its success probably depends on one or more money shots. It’s also used as another name for a cum shot in porn films. Referring to the ejaculation scene … Continue reading Feature: The Money Shot
When I picture Ancient Egypt, I can’t help but imagine majestic pyramids and magical sunsets across the Nile. It looks idyllic but then I am reminded of some of their traditions, like the gory mummification rituals and the belief that once you died, your heart would be weighed upon a scale and the fate of your soul would be decided: paradise or eternal damnation. A pretty dire picture that makes you think twice before choosing Ancient Egypt as a time-travelling destination. Continue reading Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry
Pulling Nick up by his shirt, Roxanne swung around, pushing him up against the car. Her mouth went to his, kissing and licking her flavour from him as her hands unzipped him. As her tongue slid inside his mouth, Roxanne’s hand dipped inside the fly of his trousers to cradled his enormous erection. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Blind Date
A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines
She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault
I was standing there in just my sports bra and knickers. As I started to pull off my bra, I felt eyes on me! I turned around, and I got a hell of a shock! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Body Pump (Chapter One)
The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.
“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”
I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.
Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying
I recently checked out an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called “CLITERACY.” Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina, which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets. Continue reading Feature: A Rough Guide To The Clitoris (It comes in all shapes and sizes!)
Everything you need to know about wet dreams Continue reading Music Erotica:Wet Dream
Pressing her legs wide, lips on inner thighs glide! Continue reading Poem:Cunnilingus
If you popped your head over the neighbour’s fence for a quick chat yesterday – you might have seen more than you bargained for. Continue reading Featurette: Nude Gardening
Where Did The Bush Go?
Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia
Recently, I came across an adult film from the 1970s. I was amazed at the difference between it and modern porn. Some things don’t change much (cheap sets, preposterously thin plots, atrocious acting), but comparing the people was like looking at two different species. Then, everyone had hair, everywhere, and the sex was by far the most genuine part of the whole show. The couples smiled at each other and made silly noises while copulating. Continue reading Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia
Sunday morning sex is lazy and languid
It starts as a slow dance
Continue reading Poem/Wordoodle: Sunday Morning Sex (SMS)
In Soho, there is an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called CLITERACY. Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets! So walking into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for me! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project “exposes the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY, 100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein”. I was completely drawn in. It’s a “must go see”. Continue reading Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality
Anal Sex Tips & Advice for Making it More Enjoyable for Both Partners
There are a lot of presuppositions and myths about anal sex: Men want it more. It’s not pleasurable for her. Everyone’s doing it apart from you. There’s no such thing as an anal orgasm. So on and so forth. Continue reading Feature: Anal Yes or No?
Lesbian Erotica Set to Music
This tale lets you listen in on an erotic encounter between two women as they move to the beat of their favourite Arctic Monkeys album while experimenting with a strapless dildo. Read on… Continue reading Erotic Tale: Here & Now
I am holidaying in Turkey this year, on my own! The reason? I arrived home from work, to find Robin, my husband, fucking the cleaner……… Fucking bastard!
To make matters worse, if they could be, it was my 30th birthday! Robin and I were going out to celebrate with some of our friends.
Awkward! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum
Why does the phenomenon of female ejaculation causes distress to so many women though really it’s quite normal! Continue reading Feature: Female Ejaculation
The female body is seen as a source of aesthetic pleasure,
sexual attraction, fertility, and reproduction.
There are wide differences in what would be
considered an ideal or preferred body shape,
both for attractiveness and for health reasons. Continue reading Feature:Heavenly Bodies
The nature of erotic art is to portray human desire and the sexual acts it leads to. While some artists have chosen to do this through detailed images of people having sex like in the work of Edouard-Henri Avril, whose precise technique allowed him to construct realistic scenes of couples having intercourse, others have chosen a more minimalistic approach, where a few lines and a couple of colours are more than enough to transmit intense passion and lust. Petite Bohème is a French illustrator whose name remains a mystery, yet their sexually charged, simple, black and white drawings succeed at turning us on. Continue reading Feature: Erotic Art
Margaux Leven had lived in her penthouse apartment on Richmond Hill, a business area of Bournemouth for the last four years. She had moved there from a lovely townhouse in the affluent area of Sandbanks, which she had been sharing with her long-term partner. But after their breakup, she now found herself back living on her own.
Continue reading Erotic Tale: Margaux’s Surprise
Think about sex as if you’re in a playground. You and your partnerfigure out what to do there! Continue reading Feature: Sex is Adult Play
Sex can be uncomfortable, especially during the first few attempts, but it doesn’t
have to be painful. Your woman creates her own lubrication! Continue reading Feature: Wet Vagina
Latinas are by far the hottest women in the world. With numerous Latin countries to choose from it is virtually a cornucopia of flesh where even the pickiest of men can find a Latina he likes. Continue reading Feature: Latino
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!
In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.
It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.
And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!
Life’s not as black and white as you may think……. Continue reading Video: Black and White
Men are pissed off with women because they never want sex. Women are pissed off with men because they always want sex! Continue reading Feature: Men seek quantity! Women seek quality!
Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.
The one exception, though, just might be porn.
Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!
Vanessa just loves playing with her pussy Return to Home Page Continue reading Video: Pussy Play
My latest book ‘Diamond in the Dark is now available from the Amazon Book Store. Its a collection of my poetry wordoodles and prose and some other work that I love….. Continue reading Books: Diamond in the Dark
if you can feel
the ache in my words
the desire in my sentences
the sex in my poetry!
Continue reading Wordoddle: I Wonder
The Slut Tradition If you’ve never had the sheer terror of waking up in a bed that’s not your own, with your first thought being, “I need to get the fuck out of here,” then you haven’t lived. No, I kid, I kid. Bravo. For those of us keeping up the slut tradition, this one’s for you. It doesn’t mean that you need to … Continue reading Music: Erotic Music Video With Max Headroom
Although the amateur may be tempted to group this cephalopod (Octopi) in the same family as other domestic cephalopods, the Greater Spotted Bushwacker is actually a carnivore! The monster is known to consume only human females, and is related to the reclusive (if relentlessly pursued by shameless monster groupies) Lesser Hypnotic Mind Tentacle! An account of the Mind Tentacle’s mode of attack may be found … Continue reading Short Erotic Octopi Tale: The Greater Spotted Bushwacker
The bareback impaler is among the most common of cephalopodic adaptations. This monster may be found in almost every household and is among the earliest recorded.
It is also a rare example of a domesticated monster. The monster, like all members of the cephalopodic family, are masters of camouflage. The bareback impaler is nearly indistinguishable from the traditional chair. Continue reading Wordoodle: The Bareback Impaler
He was sleek a different breed of cat, slow-paced pleasant, admirably laid back! Continue reading Wordoodle: A Different Sort Of Cat
A very opportunistic feeder! The Venus Nipple Trap prefers to be in the home of women who favour indoor plants. Such environments are favourably warm and moist! They prefer and do better in a sunny, temperate humid bath or shower room. Where the nipple trap is more than likely to be close to it pray; a naked woman! The Venus Nipple Trap is beautiful, exceedingly … Continue reading Woodoodle: The Venus Nipple Trap
It’s the middle of the night!
My cock, stiff, like a monster, urgent, alert, upright, the stretch skin waking me up!
I try to sleep!
Thick, sticky, slippery. I toss. I turn. Throw off my sheets. It is that time of year again? The air is hot then cold, chilled, sticky, creamy with rot and decay, sap oozes!
Continue reading Wordoodle: The Clock Struck Midnight
It was a hot and sweaty night. It had been over 38c all day and hadn’t relented with the setting of the sun. There was a storm coming; you could feel the power buzzing in the saturated air. For the time being, though, we’d just have to suffer!
I think I was suffering the most. I just wasn’t used to that stifling heat at night. I grew up in the dry heat of North Africa where even though it regularly reached 48c, the nights were always cool, crisp and cold even! I’m used to sleeping in shorts, camisole, and a light blanket. Tonight though, I haven’t been able to let any bit of clothing touch my sweating body. Continue reading An Erotic Tale: A Hot Night In Crete
I think I’ve been infected, by a bug of some descript!
Yes, I must have been infected by some microbe of dubious origin!
I see you scratch your head! What the fucks he on about? Well, I’ll give some background, some substance to my claim! Continue reading Wordoodle: I Think I’ve Been Infected
There have been many women in my life.
Some only for a fleeting time.
Some for much longer, than they should have been.
Some leaving with pain, much pain.
Some leaving with a sense of relief.
Continue reading Poem: Nina
Where have you been today, I ask inquisitively?
I’m full of cum. What?
It just happened! What did?
The cum, she says! Where?
In me, in my pussy, deep, inside me, I’m full of it! Continue reading Short Erotic Tale: He Took Me
Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.
A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.
The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.
310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.
Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure
Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween