Wordoodle: The Venus Nipple Trap

A very opportunistic feeder! The Venus Nipple Trap prefers to be in the home of women who favour indoor plants. Such environments are favourably warm and moist! They prefer and do better in a sunny, temperate humid bath or shower room. Where the nipple trap is more than likely to be close to it pray; a naked woman! The Venus Nipple Trap is beautiful, exceedingly … Continue reading Wordoodle: The Venus Nipple Trap

Feature: Variations on the ‘Missionary Position!’

When was the last time your fuck of the night bit your ear and whispered, “How do you want it?” and you responded, “Baby, give it to me in missionary. I really want to just lie there and take it like a little bitch, you bad boy.”

Let’s face it, it’s convenient, simple and it gives at least 50 percent of the hookups the option of getting in a quick nap. But, there really isn’t anything very exciting about the old mish posish.

I don’t know about you, but in school, I am definitely not just trying to pass with the bare minimum, and it’s no different when I’m in bed — A+ or nothing.

Unless you’re warming up your mojo or trying to get by with Sex for Dummies, I’m going to have to give missionary a low C.

Students, get out your notepads because I’m about to teach you how to fuck up the entire class’s sex curve with some easy-to-handle variations on some old classics.

Let’s first start with some simple maneuvres born out of the original lame sex culprit itself. Continue reading Feature: Variations on the ‘Missionary Position!’

Feature: Transgender

Three guys are sitting at a London bar top eating fries, drinking whiskey and talking about love. One of them, Bryce Richardson, is about to propose to his girlfriend.

“I’m putting it together in my head, I’m like: ‘He’s gonna be one of my groomsmen, he’s gonna be one of my groomsmen,’” he points to his two friends and grins. The other men light up when they hear the news and start talking about rings, how much they cost, will it be princes’s cut or pear shaped? Pictures are Googled, phones are passed around. “That was one of my dreams, to get married, to be somebody’s husband, to be somebody’s father,” says one of the friends, Redd Barrett. “From when I was like 12, I used to think about that all the time.”

I ask the groom-to-be how he knew his girlfriend was the one. They met at work, he says, and by the time he came out to her, they were already in love. “I said ‘I’m trans, and you’re not gonna want me anyway,” he recalls, unable to keep the smile off his face. “And she said ‘I’m in love with you, I don’t care about that.’” His friend Tiq nods and says, “That’s your wife, right there.” Continue reading Feature: Transgender

Feature: Exercise & Orgasm For The Girls

f you knew one of the side-effects of your regular fitness workout is having an orgasm, we bet you’d be spending extra time at the gym.

Certain exercises like crunches and planks set off orgasms in women. These are known as coregasms. What’s more, you don’t need to be fantasizing about sex to achieve them.

While there isn’t any one specific reason for these ‘curious climaxes,’ they occur when your abdominal muscles are being utilised, or usually during exercises that involved friction.

One theory suggests that pelvic and abdominal exercises put stimulating pressure on the clitoris. Increased blood flow to the vagina during a workout might also play a role. Continue reading Feature: Exercise & Orgasm For The Girls

Feature: Does Your Partner Watch Porn

Porn Fetish

Imagine the scenario: a girlfriend or wife accidentally stumbles across her man’s porn links on his computer. What pops up may surprise her.

On the left side of the screen (facing the camera) is the first woman. She’s spread-eagle, lying on her back, breasts dangling off to the sides. She’s sporting a perpetual tan with no tan lines, shimmery mauve lip gloss, and straight, black glossy hair. In a horny tone, she moans, “Yes, yes, lick my pussy,” while biting her lips in a state of “ecstasy.”

On the right side of the computer screen is the second woman—a blonde. She’s facing away from the camera as she gives fellatio to the other woman.

She’s on her knees in doggy style position, swaying her hips erotically from side to side, with her goods exposed right into the lens. The camera work is exceptional, and the scene captured makes you feel like you’re literally there.

 

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Feature: Virtual Sex

Virtual Sex, is it worse than virtual killing?

An explicit sex simulation game which lets players enjoy graphic romps with animated beauties has been banned.

House Party, which bills itself as “a raunchy comedy adventure”, has been removed from Steam, the world’s largest games distribution platform.

Its trailer encourages users to play as male party-goers and “pick up chicks, get insulted and make friends”.

But Steam told the developer, Eek! Games, there were “a number of complaints about the title, House Party, with the claim that it contains pornographic content.

House Party has been banned from Steam – because it is too raunchy
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Poem: A Dark Place

She is naked.

She runs her fingertips along her cheeks and lightly over lips.

So gently that her skin tingles.

She closes her eyes and trails them over her chin, onto her neck and into the hollow of her throat.

They trace a line across her collar bones. She shivers. But she is not cold.

She is surprised to find her skin so sensitive to her own touch.

She parts her thighs.

Wide.

As wide as she can.

As wide as she can. Continue reading Poem: A Dark Place

Feature: The Way To Please Her

Sensual Massage For Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature: The Way To Please Her

Video Feature: Why Do Boys Love Watching Lesbian Sex

He’s watching late night TV and flipping through channels, when all of a sudden, his world stops. There are two women enjoying each other. It doesn’t even matter if the channel is scrambled or not.

His fears, his anxiety, and his dirty dishes have suddenly disappeared from his mind. His world is now euphoric because he is watching two girls experimenting with each other. Nothing matters anymore, except for two females fondling each other. He can rest in peace.

My guess is that about 99% of the men reading this article have stopped dead in their tracks to watch two women make love. Chances are, many of you are reading this article because you have noticed the word lesbian. Continue reading Video Feature: Why Do Boys Love Watching Lesbian Sex

Feature: Can Pornography Be Tasteful

Does It Bring out the Beast in Me?

Porn has had a bad reputation. Sordid, seamy, exploitative are some of the adjectives used to describe it. Isn’t it time for a makeover?

Can porn be exciting if it goes upmarket and arty? Can it still be as joyfully mucky, visceral and unfettered if it is changed for the better? Doesn’t better really mean sanitised?

Ideally, porn would excite our lust in contexts which also presented another, elevated side of human nature. One in which people were being witty, or showing kindness, or working hard or being clever. Continue reading Feature: Can Pornography Be Tasteful