Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful

Wet Through: (chapter two) ‘The Kinky Shit’

She found herself once again spread-eagled! Her body splayed, Kate was unable to close her legs, and something had been inserted into her rectum! Her anus tightly gripped whatever it was filling her rectal canal! Looking straight up Kate could see a large brass ring that had been set in the ceiling, and something dangled from it! Two lengths of cord went through the ring and hung down over her body. One end of each cord was tied to the foot of the brass bed Kate was bound to! On the other end of one was a large stainless steel hook! The pointed end had what she could only describe a heart-shaped bulb! Something similar to the inserted part of a butt plug! Which she realised now filled her rectum! Continue reading Wet Through: (chapter two) ‘The Kinky Shit’

Wet Through: Chapter One ‘Soaked’

When Kate left home this Friday morning, it had been a beautiful, late summers day, and she was dreaming of what the weekend had in store. She in her wildest dreams could not envisage how this day, in fact, the weekend would turn out! Now as she left her office to make her way home it was pouring with rain and fuck it had turned cold. Kate now regretted the choice of the sheer summer dress she had chosen to wear! It offered not protection from the elements, and now as the rain turned heavier she was becoming soaked to the skin! Kate’s dress now saturated clung to the contours of her body. Fuck, I might as well be naked, she thought. As the dress did nothing to cover her modesty! Continue reading Wet Through: Chapter One ‘Soaked’

Erotic Horror: Collateral Damage

A new Gothic Erotic Tale for Halloween….

Dolores looked down at Chloe’s quivering ass for a moment before taking a big backswing and bringing the paddle down squarely on both ass cheeks. Chloe’s scream was loud enough to be heard in the parking lot. Dolores followed that with four more equally powerful swats.
Continue reading Erotic Horror: Collateral Damage

Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.

“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”

Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.

“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.

“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”

Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

Feature: Sex Machines

A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines

Tentacle Assault

She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault

Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.

“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”

I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.

Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

I am holidaying in Turkey this year, on my own! The reason? I arrived home from work, to find Robin, my husband, fucking the cleaner……… Fucking bastard!

To make matters worse, if they could be, it was my 30th birthday! Robin and I were going out to celebrate with some of our friends.

Awkward! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Milked In Bodrum

Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!

Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.

A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.

The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.

310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.

Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Poem: The Show

She is not shy.  She has done this before. But not with a man like him!

She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.

It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass.  She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful

Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift

Valentines Gift

An Erotic Tale from Mark Darcy

For Jeannie Galston (I never did take you for that Valentine Dinner! But there is still time!)

Eight o’clock. No one would have the nerve to come into the shop now; Caroline mused as she leant against the counter. I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day. You’d have to be pretty pathetic to show up now to buy a gift, especially at this time of night.

Continue reading Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift

Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

A Woman Needs Foreplay When the vagina’s at rest its muscle tissue remains tightly folded like a closed accordion. Anxiety makes the vaginal musculature clench even tighter. That’s why young girls sometimes have problems inserting tampons. Their vaginal muscle tissue is tight and contracted, to begin with, and many girls feel anxious about touching themselves and inserting anything, so the muscles contract even tighter. As … Continue reading Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay

Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths

The Evolutionary Drive

Cheating

Men are more likely to have an extramarital affair but if it’s really an affair and not just one-time sex with a stranger, then that guy is still choosing sex in a relationship over a series of one-night stands.

Instead of just saying ‘men are dogs’ maybe we need to ask why that original relationship and sexual partner are no longer fulfilling.

We have all experienced the excitement of a new relationship and sexual partner, We hear a lot about couples falling into a rut and slowly disconnecting with each other over the years.

It means it’s time to start talking more regularly and more openly about how to refresh the relational and sexual aspects of a marriage and how to maintain that into older age. Continue reading Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths

Erotic Tale: Margax’s Surprise

Roxy excitedly informed everyone. He now began to stroke Roxy’s body with the cold blade of the scissors. Moving the metal down the inside of Roxy’s left arm till it nestled in her open armpit. Roxy’s body now quivered with anticipation, as the cold metal moved down her left side, till it was level with her breast. The blade now slid over the fullness of Roxy’s left mammary gland, till it reached her hardening nipple! Once again all the girls at the table gasped, and Margaux wished it was happening to her right now! The scissor blade now teased Roxy’s growing teat, Roxy explained. The cold metal was circling her areola. Apparently, Roxy by now was getting very wet and turned on. ‘Well you would, would you not,’ Margaux thought. The right nipple was next to get the scissor treatment. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Margax’s Surprise

Feature: Transgender

Three guys are sitting at a London bar top eating fries, drinking whiskey and talking about love. One of them, Bryce Richardson, is about to propose to his girlfriend.

“I’m putting it together in my head, I’m like: ‘He’s gonna be one of my groomsmen, he’s gonna be one of my groomsmen,’” he points to his two friends and grins. The other men light up when they hear the news and start talking about rings, how much they cost, will it be princes’s cut or pear shaped? Pictures are Googled, phones are passed around. “That was one of my dreams, to get married, to be somebody’s husband, to be somebody’s father,” says one of the friends, Redd Barrett. “From when I was like 12, I used to think about that all the time.”

I ask the groom-to-be how he knew his girlfriend was the one. They met at work, he says, and by the time he came out to her, they were already in love. “I said ‘I’m trans, and you’re not gonna want me anyway,” he recalls, unable to keep the smile off his face. “And she said ‘I’m in love with you, I don’t care about that.’” His friend Tiq nods and says, “That’s your wife, right there.”

All three men are trans. But if they hadn’t said so, you wouldn’t have known.

Continue reading Feature: Transgender

Erotic Tale: Nina’s Tentacle Assualt

Nina arose at nine that Saturday morning, the day after her twenty-fifth birthday. Pulling back the curtains she thought to herself. Wow! What a fantastic spring day!

The sun shone through her bathroom window as she ran her morning bath. Waiting for the tub to fill Nina picked up her hairbrush and started to tidy her silky blonde mane. She stood there naked, in front of her full-length mirror, taking herself in!

Standing to her full, five foot nine as she regarded her body.

34 E tits, she believed them her crowning glory a tight little arse and long slender limbs. Oh, and a cute little cuff pointed the way to her neatly trimmed beautiful pussy!

Her pussy she thought was especially gorgeous! With pouty soft lips, that she just loved to be sucked nipped and licked!

She’d been single for two years now but had a select group of male and female lovers. There’d even been the odd transgender lover, and of course the time on her last trip to Thailand and the sex party she had, with the ladyboy masseuses.

Nina particularly liked to watch a boyfriend fuck one of her female paramours while having a threesome. Nina was addicted to sex! All forms of sex and fucking! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Nina’s Tentacle Assualt

Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

“Damn it! The Bat-Computer can’t find a bloody thing on The Joker’s whereabouts! He can’t hide forever!” Batman growled.

“Please Bruce, you have to calm down.”

Nightwing advised as he went through all the newspaper articles and police reports.

“According to some of these reports, Joker fled south, away from Gotham City,” Nightwing informed Batman.

“I know him, he wouldn’t have fled, Joker would have come back here to gloat. He would have come back to rub it in my face!”

Batman growled as he slammed his fists onto the keyboard of the Bat-Computer. Continue reading Erotic Tale: Joker’s Grand Scheme

Erotic Tale: A Fantasy Revealed

Sliding the knickers down to her feet, I wanted to get a good look at what she thought was an ugly pussy! She tried to hide her sex with a hand, but I pushed it away to find she had a silky smooth pubic mound. Running my hand over the soft skin of her belly down over mons pubis, I delved my hand between her legs to touch her pussy. Jess was holding her legs closed, so I forced my hand between to gain access to her sweet sex. Continue reading Erotic Tale: A Fantasy Revealed