Feature: Male Masturbation

t is a well-known fact that men enjoy masturbation and virtually all men do it with some regularity. There is no maximum or minimum frequency at which you should masturbate. Masturbation is both physically and mentally rewarding and fulfilling. There are no negative side effects, especially the often-joked about ‘making you go blind’ or ‘growing of palm-hair’! Continue reading Feature: Male Masturbation

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful

Erotic Wordoodle: Jane

Trace my fingers softly from her throat over the slow rise and fall of her sumptuous breasts. Lingering to toy with her hardening nipples, pulling brown fleshy teat till I hear her muffled moan!

Kisses raining down falling on belly and abdomen.

Slowly moving to her soft pubic bone!

Fingers now playing between the folds of her swollen labia, slowly circling her clit! Continue reading Erotic Wordoodle: Jane

Feature: Mount Vulva

Mound of Venus
Venus was the goddess of love in the ancient world. The ancients raised monuments to her on raised areas of land in order to emulate the pubic area of the female.

Let’s start a new trend among women and the men who love us. Let’s offer praise to this gateway of pleasure and life.

You might be amazed what could begin to open when the Mounds of Venus are given love, praise and adoration.

Continue reading Feature: Mount Vulva

Feature: The Big Cock

Unless you’re ‘a Samantha’, the first time you’re faced with a mammoth cock can be so intimidating that you’re temporarily struck down with fear that he’s actually been concealing a large club to whack you over the head with. “What the hell is this thing? It’s bigger than most newborn babies. GET IT AWAY FROM ME.” Continue reading Feature: The Big Cock

Feature: Sex in the Indian Sub Continent

The origins of the current Indian culture can be traced back to the Indus Valley civilisation, which was contemporaneous with the ancient Egyptian and Sumerian civilisations, around 2700 BCE. During this period, the first evidence of attitudes towards sex comes from the ancient texts of Hinduism, Buddhism. These ancient texts, the Rig Veda among few others, reveal moral perspectives on sexuality, marriage and fertility prayers. The epics of ancient India, the Ramayana and Mahabharata, which may have been first composed as early as 500 BCE, had a huge effect on the culture of Asia, influencing later Chinese, Japanese, Tibetan culture and South East Asian culture. Continue reading Feature: Sex in the Indian Sub Continent

Feature: Sexpert!

How good is he in the sack?” Is a question some women may struggle to answer, but what is almost impossible to figure out is whether we ourselves are masters of this pleasurable act. What complex signs can you decipher to work out whether your partner(s) is having an orgasm? Some assure that it is the heavy breathing, flushed body, and slick genitals that let you know when someone is having an orgasm.

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Feature: Female Sexuality

The more I write about female sexuality the more I am realising that there is still a tremendous amount of taboo around female sexual desire. It amazes me and stuns me every time I trip over another gate that is keeping women in a place of uncomfortable sexual endurance rather than a place of delicious sexual pleasure. Continue reading Feature: Female Sexuality

Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

When I picture Ancient Egypt, I can’t help but imagine majestic pyramids and magical sunsets across the Nile. It looks idyllic but then I am reminded of some of their traditions, like the gory mummification rituals and the belief that once you died, your heart would be weighed upon a scale and the fate of your soul would be decided: paradise or eternal damnation. A pretty dire picture that makes you think twice before choosing Ancient Egypt as a time-travelling destination. Continue reading Feature: Ancient Erotic Love Poetry

Feature: Sex Machines

A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines

Tentacle Assault

She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault

Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.

“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”

I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.

Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Where Did The Bush Go?

Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia
Recently, I came across an adult film from the 1970s. I was amazed at the difference between it and modern porn. Some things don’t change much (cheap sets, preposterously thin plots, atrocious acting), but comparing the people was like looking at two different species. Then, everyone had hair, everywhere, and the sex was by far the most genuine part of the whole show. The couples smiled at each other and made silly noises while copulating. Continue reading Feature: Female Pubic Hair Nostalgia

Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

In Soho, there is an amazing art exhibition all about the clitoris, called CLITERACY. Now, the clitoris doesn’t usually get a lot of press. It’s usually upstaged by the vagina which is usually left in the dust by the attention that the penis gets! So walking into an art exhibit all about the clitoris was pretty amazing even for me! The artist, Sophia Wallace, in her ongoing mixed media project “exposes the irony of society’s obsession with and ignorance of female sexuality. CLITERACY, 100 Natural Laws (2012) includes a monumental wall of texts which challenge phallocentric biases in science, law, philosophy, politics and the art world. Wallace’s focus on the clitoris and female pleasure serves to question and counteract the history of misinformation regarding women’s bodies and the concomitant oppression therein”. I was completely drawn in. It’s a “must go see”. Continue reading Feature: 14 Crazy Amazing Facts About Female Sexuality

Feature: Erotic Art

The nature of erotic art is to portray human desire and the sexual acts it leads to. While some artists have chosen to do this through detailed images of people having sex like in the work of Edouard-Henri Avril, whose precise technique allowed him to construct realistic scenes of couples having intercourse, others have chosen a more minimalistic approach, where a few lines and a couple of colours are more than enough to transmit intense passion and lust. Petite Bohème is a French illustrator whose name remains a mystery, yet their sexually charged, simple, black and white drawings succeed at turning us on. Continue reading Feature: Erotic Art

Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!

Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.

A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.

The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.

310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.

Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Poem: The Show

She is not shy.  She has done this before. But not with a man like him!

She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.

It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass.  She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful