A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines
She felt extremely drunk and had the most inexplicable urge to masturbate. Nina’s sticky-fingered left-hand disappeared under her dress to find her now swelling clit!
As her gluey fingers delved into her wet slit, the material of her dress fell off her left breast exposing the now swollen orb with its rock hard nipple. Continue reading Tentacle Assault
I was standing there in just my sports bra and knickers. As I started to pull off my bra, I felt eyes on me! I turned around, and I got a hell of a shock! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Body Pump (Chapter One)
The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.
“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”
I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.
Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying
Think about sex as if you’re in a playground. You and your partnerfigure out what to do there! Continue reading Feature: Sex is Adult Play
Latinas are by far the hottest women in the world. With numerous Latin countries to choose from it is virtually a cornucopia of flesh where even the pickiest of men can find a Latina he likes. Continue reading Feature: Latino
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!
In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.
It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.
And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!
Life’s not as black and white as you may think……. Continue reading Video: Black and White
Men are pissed off with women because they never want sex. Women are pissed off with men because they always want sex! Continue reading Feature: Men seek quantity! Women seek quality!
Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.
The one exception, though, just might be porn.
Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!
My latest book ‘Diamond in the Dark is now available from the Amazon Book Store. Its a collection of my poetry wordoodles and prose and some other work that I love….. Continue reading Books: Diamond in the Dark
Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.
A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.
The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.
310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.
Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure
Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween
A brief moment on the elevator….
a fleeting glimpse of him,
a picture of serenity, an image of vitality,
a gentle breeze, a gust of fresh air!
Continue reading Poem: Anticipation
Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.
Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her
She is not shy. She has done this before. But not with a man like him!
She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.
It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass. She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show
We all know the stereotype that men think about sex 27/7 Continue reading Feature Article: Think About Sex
She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful
I really enjoy having sex out in the natural world. The forest is good. A lake is great. A field. The beach. Love it. Bring it on. But as wonderful as it is to get natural in nature, it always comes with its shortfalls. As does having sex in public, no matter where it is. Continue reading Movie Clip: Sex on the Plage
Both product producers and consumers in contemporary culture implicitly accept the notion of “sex sells”. But is this actually true? Does the addition of sexual content genuinely result in the commercial success of a product? Continue reading Feature Article: Does Sex Always Sell
Nudity has become far too common a currency to attract my attention or pique my interest.
Continue reading Wordoodle: Naked
My lips upon her breast, the soft flesh beneath my tongue.
Continue reading Rude-Wordoodle; The Tango
An Erotic Tale from Mark Darcy
For Jeannie Galston (I never did take you for that Valentine Dinner! But there is still time!)
Eight o’clock. No one would have the nerve to come into the shop now; Caroline mused as she leant against the counter. I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day. You’d have to be pretty pathetic to show up now to buy a gift, especially at this time of night.
Continue reading Erotic Tale: Valentines Gift
A Woman Needs Foreplay When the vagina’s at rest its muscle tissue remains tightly folded like a closed accordion. Anxiety makes the vaginal musculature clench even tighter. That’s why young girls sometimes have problems inserting tampons. Their vaginal muscle tissue is tight and contracted, to begin with, and many girls feel anxious about touching themselves and inserting anything, so the muscles contract even tighter. As … Continue reading Feature Article; A Women Needs Foreplay
I have been high
On the bottle, the rich taste of red wine in my mouth! Blackberry, cinnamon, nutmeg, and leather!
Another glass and another follow!
And perhaps another!
Until all I know is crimson liquid!
Then Jameson & ice or maybe Conker Gin, or Absinthe! To follow!
Or all three. Continue reading Poem: I Have Been High
The Evolutionary Drive
Men are more likely to have an extramarital affair but if it’s really an affair and not just one-time sex with a stranger, then that guy is still choosing sex in a relationship over a series of one-night stands.
Instead of just saying ‘men are dogs’ maybe we need to ask why that original relationship and sexual partner are no longer fulfilling.
We have all experienced the excitement of a new relationship and sexual partner, We hear a lot about couples falling into a rut and slowly disconnecting with each other over the years.
It means it’s time to start talking more regularly and more openly about how to refresh the relational and sexual aspects of a marriage and how to maintain that into older age. Continue reading Feature: Male Sexuality The Myths