A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines
The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.
“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”
I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.
Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying
Think about sex as if you’re in a playground. You and your partnerfigure out what to do there! Continue reading Feature: Sex is Adult Play
Latinas are by far the hottest women in the world. With numerous Latin countries to choose from it is virtually a cornucopia of flesh where even the pickiest of men can find a Latina he likes. Continue reading Feature: Latino
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!
In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.
It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.
And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!
Life’s not as black and white as you may think……. Continue reading Video: Black and White
Men are pissed off with women because they never want sex. Women are pissed off with men because they always want sex! Continue reading Feature: Men seek quantity! Women seek quality!
Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.
The one exception, though, just might be porn.
Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!
My latest book ‘Diamond in the Dark is now available from the Amazon Book Store. Its a collection of my poetry wordoodles and prose and some other work that I love….. Continue reading Books: Diamond in the Dark