Feature: Sex Machines

A typical penetrative machine works by the transfer of rotational or reciprocating force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

A hand-held modified reciprocating saw device is sometimes called a fucksaw, a hand-held modified drill motor rotating device is sometimes called a drilldo, and a modified jigsaw is called a jillsaw. Continue reading Feature: Sex Machines

Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

The first time my current boyfriend slept with someone else, I was intrigued.

“What was it like?” I asked. He sighed: “Fine.” I had so many questions: where, who, what did she look like, but he refused to answer any more when I asked about her knickers. “I’m just wondering if they were nice?”

I’m not a hardline monogamist. In my last (monogamous) relationship, I always felt
that if my partner slept with someone else, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It seemed stupid to walk out because of a casual shag. We had shared all those adventures and confidences.

Our relationship couldn’t be undone by one act. Continue reading Feature: Monogamy Is Dying

Feature: Get On With It!

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are
just about impossible to understand, much less, please!

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what
you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are.

It can be scary, too, when women freak out about
what appears to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful,
female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

Continue reading Feature: Get On With It!

Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Often, when a product is marketed as being ‘for women’, you can safely assume it will be a rip-off, covered in pink. See the ‘Bic for Her’ ballpoint pen or women’s razors. In fact, I have made it my policy to avoid anything that shouts about being made especially for us ladies.

The one exception, though, just might be porn.

Continue reading Feature: Searching ‘Porn for Women’ taught me a lesson and you need it, too!

Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Circumcised men are in for some bad news. It puts them at a disadvantage in the bedroom.

A study found those who had their foreskin removed as children or adults experienced less intense sexual pleasure and orgasm than their peers.

The new study surveyed 1,369 men over the age of 18. They were asked whether they were circumcised, and to rate how sensitive their penis was, how intense their orgasms were and whether they experience any pain or numbness when they are aroused.

310 men who took the survey were circumcised, and 1,059 were not. Each rated how sensitive their penis was on a scale from 0 to 5, with higher numbers being the most sensitive.

Uncircumcised men reported between 0.2 points and 0.4 points higher sensitivity and sexual pleasure when their penis’s head – known as the glans – was stroked during arousal, compared to circumcised men. Continue reading Feature Article: Male Circumcision Less Sexual Pleasure

Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Suzy peered out the window of the big black BMW as it drove through the increasingly meaner streets of Bermondsey. They were now heading down the Jamaica Road toward Rotherhithe, where her client waited. The small groups of trick or treaters were beginning to dwindle, as the area was now cloaked in a grim, grey mist and it had started to drizzle, very appropriate for Continue reading Erotic Horror Tale: Suzy’s Halloween

Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Begin by lightly stroking her body with the tips of your fingers. Start with the back, and then move to the shoulders, arms, buttocks, thighs, and calves.

Remember to use only light, teasing strokes. When you sense that she’s relaxed, you are ready to progress to massage.These are key areas for an erotic vulva and labia massage. Know how to touch and manipulate these highly sensitive areas will earn lots of browny-points! Continue reading Feature Artical: The Way To Please Her

Poem: The Show

She is not shy.  She has done this before. But not with a man like him!

She has rehearsed it so often that the music has become a soundtrack to these last few nervous days.

It plays in her mind from the moment sleep releases her until she slides back into its arms. Perhaps it echoes through her dreams. She knows every persistent drumbeat, every smooth chord, every deep bass note, every sweet moan of hungry, dirty brass.  She has her timings to the second. Continue reading Poem: The Show

Erotic Tale: Beautiful

She was beautiful. Tall, probably around 5’8″. Thin but not anorexic. She nearly always wore her black hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Even pulled back, her hair hung to the middle of her back. Her mouth was red, usually! A little glossy from her lipstick and her green eyes were round and vivid. She was beautiful. And I so wanted her! Continue reading Erotic Tale: Beautiful